Category: Cranky Old Lady

Woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have […]

I never looked forward to see my high school teacher years later in the middle of a crowded farmers’ market. But there he was, calling my name like no time had passed. This led something I never could’ve imagined. When I was in high school, Mr. Happer was the teacher everyone admired. He was out-going, […]

This year, Rod Stewart will return to the road with his famous singing voice to perform songs from his new album, The Tears of Hercules, as well as fan favorites from the past 50 years. He overcame thyroid canc3r, but lost his voice and had to relearn how to sing, as he explained on an […]

Rachel and her husband Jack were extremely happy when they found out they were expecting quintuplets.  Jack was a truck driver who made a solid living, so when the babies were born, it was easy for Rachel to quit her job to care for their children. But something did, and Rachel was at a loss. […]

The delivery room was filled with an almost electric anticipation. My wife, Emma, lay on the hospital bed, her fingers gripping mine tightly, her face a mixture of exhaustion and exhilaration. The rhythmic beeping of the monitors, the hushed voices of the nurses, and the soft words of encouragement from the doctor all blended into […]

Two-time Academy Award winner Gene Hackman and his wife, classical pianist Betsy Arakawa, were found deceased in their home in Santa Fe Summit, Santa Fe, New Mexico, on Wednesday afternoon. According to Santa Fe County Sheriff Adan Mendoza, the couple, along with their dog, was discovered with no immediate signs of foul play. However, the […]

This week, Loni Willison, a former model and ex-wife of Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson, appeared in Los Angeles. June 29 saw Willison, 40, smoking and pushing a blanket shopping cart. The former actress wore a layered blouse, skirt, leggings, white socks, and a backward baseball cap, looking contemplative. She wore multiple bangles and necklaces. After […]

Prom night is one of the most anticipated events in every teenager’s life, a celebration of the end of high school and the beginning of a new chapter. For these young ladies, the excitement was palpable as they prepared for the big night. Little did they know, however, that their prom photo would go viral […]

Volodymyr Zelenskyy was first a comedian, then a president, and now, due to recent events, one of the most recognizable figures in the world. He has been the figurehead for Ukraine since Russia crossed the border and started the war in 2022.  Things have grown complicated of late, but while Zelenskyy remains in the thick […]

Jane walked down the aisle, but not in the ivory gown we had spent months perfecting. Instead, she wore a dress as dark as midnight. The real shock wasn’t the color—it was the reason behind it. I still remember the phone call when she told me the news. “Mom! He proposed!” she nearly screamed, her […]